Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Fuck Her Gently

This is a completely irrelivent but hilarious song ! Written by Tenacious D, who are of course Jack Black and Kyle Glass (the other dude). It's a giggle, enjoy... :)

This is a song, for the ladies

But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard, infact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please

Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

Am gonna fuck you..Softly

Am gonna screw you gently

Am gonna hump you..sweetly

Am gonna ball you Discreetly

And then you say 'hey a bought you flowers'

And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork

What's your favourite posish?

That's cool with me it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you

What's your you favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking ball you completely

But then.. am gonna fuck you hard.

I'll Be Talkin To Ya XX

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