Fuck Her Gently

This is a completely irrelivent but hilarious song ! Written by Tenacious D, who are of course Jack Black and Kyle Glass (the other dude). It's a giggle, enjoy... :)

This is a song, for the ladies

But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard, infact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please

Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

Am gonna fuck you..Softly

Am gonna screw you gently

Am gonna hump you..sweetly

Am gonna ball you Discreetly

And then you say 'hey a bought you flowers'

And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork

What's your favourite posish?

That's cool with me it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you

What's your you favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking ball you completely

But then.. am gonna fuck you hard.

I'll Be Talkin To Ya XX

Fuck Her Gently

This is a completely irrelivent but hilarious song ! Written by Tenacious D, who are of course Jack Black and Kyle Glass (the other dude). It's a giggle, enjoy... :)

This is a song, for the ladies

But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard, infact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please

Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

Am gonna fuck you..Softly

Am gonna screw you gently

Am gonna hump you..sweetly

Am gonna ball you Discreetly

And then you say 'hey a bought you flowers'

And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork

What's your favourite posish?

That's cool with me it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you

What's your you favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking ball you completely

But then.. am gonna fuck you hard.

I'll Be Talkin To Ya XX

Loneliness

I have always had this firm belief that to succed in life all you need to do is work hard, remain focussed and bulldose you're way to were you want to end up. Of course as I've matured it's become clear that of course this isn't strictly true. Sometimes other people are required. Be it as a way of dragging yourself closer to your dreams, or maybe just to have folk around you. I still believe that the most vital key to success is the self. However I am now of the opinion that the rest of the worlds population play a more important role aswell.

Basicly, if you keep to yourself to much you will eventually be left alone, completely isolated, and frankly that's no way to live a life. Living comes from the interactions with those around you.

Of course there will be some amongst you that insist I'm wrong and that you are more then happy to be left on your own and can operate quite effectivly in such a manner, but bare this in mind....

Think about all the happy memories in. life, all those moments that you will treasure forever and not be forgetting about. Now, were there other people present ? Did you have company ? Family, friends, lovers.... Of course you fucking did, that is what makes the memory, not the actual situation. Now, put your thoughts to the dark parts of your life. When you've been left upset and bad thoughts enter your head. All the times you have been scared, paranoid or even just sadness. Were you alone, were you sitting on your lonesome, overthinking everything ? I'd say you probably were and life can be exceptionally lonely if lived this way.

In the end, what I'm trying to say is that no matter what happens regular human contact is esentual, it's a stipulation of life. People who claim differant are liers.

Life is rough, tough, bad and mean, we can't roll with all the punches by ourselves, we all need a co-pilot, we all just need that person.

I'll be talkin to yaa xxx

Loneliness

I have always had this firm belief that to succed in life all you need to do is work hard, remain focussed and bulldose you're way to were you want to end up. Of course as I've matured it's become clear that of course this isn't strictly true. Sometimes other people are required. Be it as a way of dragging yourself closer to your dreams, or maybe just to have folk around you. I still believe that the most vital key to success is the self. However I am now of the opinion that the rest of the worlds population play a more important role aswell.

Basicly, if you keep to yourself to much you will eventually be left alone, completely isolated, and frankly that's no way to live a life. Living comes from the interactions with those around you.

Of course there will be some amongst you that insist I'm wrong and that you are more then happy to be left on your own and can operate quite effectivly in such a manner, but bare this in mind....

Think about all the happy memories in. life, all those moments that you will treasure forever and not be forgetting about. Now, were there other people present ? Did you have company ? Family, friends, lovers.... Of course you fucking did, that is what makes the memory, not the actual situation. Now, put your thoughts to the dark parts of your life. When you've been left upset and bad thoughts enter your head. All the times you have been scared, paranoid or even just sadness. Were you alone, were you sitting on your lonesome, overthinking everything ? I'd say you probably were and life can be exceptionally lonely if lived this way.

In the end, what I'm trying to say is that no matter what happens regular human contact is esentual, it's a stipulation of life. People who claim differant are liers.

Life is rough, tough, bad and mean, we can't roll with all the punches by ourselves, we all need a co-pilot, we all just need that person.

I'll be talkin to yaa xxx

Glitter In The Air

'Have You Ever Wished For An Endless Night ?

Lassoed The Moon, The Stars And Pull That Rope Tight.'

-Pink

I'll Be Talkin To Ya xxx

Glitter In The Air

'Have You Ever Wished For An Endless Night ?

Lassoed The Moon, The Stars And Pull That Rope Tight.'

-Pink

I'll Be Talkin To Ya xxx

Staring At the sun

Sometimes I really feel 100% helpless. It's just like, I can never just have that perfect run, every good aspect of my life or great event is then countered by something bad. I'm never just allowed to be particularly happy for any length if time.

Too I set my sights to high ? Do I expect to much from my life ? Maybe instead of looking up towards this oh so brilliant vision I have for myself I should just accept my lot and go with it. I suppose I could just do the vest with what I've got as I win no points for being an idealist.

But I don't think I do, all I want is to go from day to day completely secure and at ease with it all, instead I'm constantly paranoid and worried that everyone is gonna just tell me to fuck off, no matter how hard I try to be nice. Basicly I guess I'm just wanting to be happy, which i really am not.

Wait and see, I've gotta work out a plan...

I'll be talkin to ya xXx